Some culture for your Friday night, because this woman is fierce.
what exactly is a demi-entrechat
why are bart’s feet better than mine
why can’t I pull off a purple unitard
so many questions
even bart simpson is a better ballet dancer than me what
As promised, my barre from yesterday (5.15.2014) feat. Mr. Slava charlie’s angels-style because you never see his face haha
Anyway quite a bit of this is rough and my guilty face comes out multiple times (frappe and adagio especially) and my left hip is still pretty weak from my surgery so that’s why i look like I’m struggling so much…
I was too lazy to edit it any further than this so here you go
acutal prima ryan
ryan this is beautiful and you have improved so much! top notch port de bras right here everyone
Octopuses are going to kill us all someday
I had a biology teacher that told us this story about an octopus at an aquarium in Australia. The staff were concerned because their population of crustaceans kept disappearing. No bodies or anything. So they checked the video feed to find out what’s up.
Across from the the crustacean tank was a small octopus tank. This little fucker squeezed out of a tiny hole at the top of his tank, walk across the hall, and get into the crustacean tank. He would then hunt and eat. After he was done, he crawled back out and get back in his tank
Here’s the kicker: security guards patrolled the area. The staff realized that the octopus had memorized the security’s routine. It would escape and be back between the guards’ round.
holy fucking shit